Audience of Strangers

I know. I think it might actually be possible to close it--there's hook-and-eyes up the front center. But it's pretty clearly not *meant* to be worn closed--it seems to basically be a shrug with pretentions, or a very very lovely way of keeping your arms and back a little warmer if it's only slightly chilly.

...still, that's not a *bad* thing...

I must stop looking at the Newport News site. Right now.